Why is nobody on?

I check my emails frequently,
But as far as I can see,
No one is online but me,
I am getting bored.

A few adults go on and off,
Where is every one I scoff,
I sigh and blink and look and cough,
I am getting bored.

Where are you every one?
How about a little fun?
Hurry before this day is done?
I am getting bored.


Oh look! Someones on!
It's Anna, no more yawn!
Oh dear now shes gone.
I am getting bored.

Lets try this little trick,
Maybe if I get sick,
A movie I could pick,
I am getting bored.

Then yes! Hooray! More on wow!
Ky, lee and Snickers we're chatting now,
Spinach is on too, Growl....(JK)
I am getting bored

Now UGH! No! My plan is foiled,
Everything is now soiled,
No park no friends Now I'm coiled,
I am getting bored.

I've looked for advice,
To this crisis,
And I've tried to be nice,
But I am getting bored.

I check my email once again,
Now I'm getting crazy skin,
This game I will never win!
I am getting bored.

Over and over,
The same little cover,
Wanna play red rover?
I am getting bored.

Now I'm not exactly sure,
This poem where to take,
Sorry that it's random,
Ill try my best, for your sake!

So now I am just sitting,
Upside-down: It's fitting,
I'm not close to quiting,
I am now bored,

Suddenly up-right
Scared I am quite,
Looking for some light,
Still I'm very bored.

Brains! I am a zombie!
Being very naughty,
What if I get caughty?
Eating someones brains?

Great now I'm full,
Harry potter rules!
I'm hot and cool,
Again I'm getting bored.

People if you don't get on soon,
I'll start jumping around the room,
Or run in circles or like a plane zoom,
I am very bored.

Here I go; one more time,
(Hey look this really rhymes)
I'm checking my email guys!
Still no body's on!