Going crazy

Hey guys! So we were pretty tired yesterday and wrote some poetry for you to enjoy!

John goes to the pond

At the pond he was fond

Of a duck named Sond

Who had her own wand

Megan came to the pond

And got mad at John for being fond

At the duck named Sond

Who had her own wand

Jordan came to the pond

And laughed at John for being fond

At the duck named Sond

Who had her own wand

And then Jordan died

And nobody cried

Because the duck lied

About being high

Isaiah came to the pond

And laughed ‘cause Jordan died

‘Cause Jordan became fond

Of Sond because she lied

Then John and Megan left

Isaiah put Jordan on a shelf

And Sond made friends with an elf

Then Jordan laughed at himself

The elf was a snake. Duh.

Who ate a cake. bub

With a rake. No

That’s so fake. Yo!

This poem’s not over

Jordan ate a rover

In a field of clovers

In a city called Dover

John came back

To have a snack

With the Pack

And Megan liked that

The duck named Sond

Found another duck pond

With a duck named Bill

Who had a short will

Then Kena showed up

When the sun came up

And she went up

And this line ends with “up”

Then she ate a cup

And she ate a pup

And then she said “Yup”

And then “Whats up”

This poem’s almost over

Not really though, ‘cause the rover

Drove into a clover

In a city named Dover

Jordan came back

To have a snack

With the Pack

And Megan liked that

Then John went back

To the pond in black

With a beard and a sack

And kicked Jordan’s back

Jordan fell into the pond

With a duck named Sond

And a duck named Bill

Who had a short will

Then Jordan died again

And no one cried again

‘Cause Sond lied again

And Bill got high again

Okay, lets end this poem

With some cake

Then see a Samoan

With a rake

NEXT!

I woke up on Monday

After it was Sunday

I was not ill

I took no pill

I got in the car

And rode on the tar

To a pretty girls camp

Without my lamp

The first day there was a dance

I saw a lot of ants

I had some fun

And saw the Sun

I went to the dance

There were lots of ants

I “wore” some pants

When I went to the dance

We all were glad,

Isaiah was rad

John was mad

Megan was sad

NEXT!

We had a meeting today,

About having a say,

In our Vanguard group

We had no soup

We all made a loop

After talking about love soup

So let’s sing a song

About a Chinese gong

Megan is a girl

Her boyfriends name is earl

He has a pet curl

That came off of a pearl (named curl)

We went on a trek

And met a guy named beck

We saw lots of ants

On john’s pants

Lets play a game

And go insane

John is a boy

And loves soy

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The end

NEXT!

Megan has a boyfriend

His name is not Jordan

His name is Earl

His hair’s in a curl

John is in love

He gave her a dove

She gave him a shove

It was all for love

What’s her name?

I can’t tell you

It will bring me fame,

But I can’t smell a shoe

The end!