Tico!!!!

My cousin and I were bored and we made a total inside joke parody to the "I'll make a man out of you" disney song. 
So, if it doesn't make any sense, you know why! :) Enjoy!!!!

Let's get down to business
To defeat the Huns.
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?

You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man
Out of you.

Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within.
Once you find your center
You are sure to win.

You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make a man
Out of you.

Chien-po: I'm never gonna catch my breath
Yao: Say goodbye to those who knew me
Ling: Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym
Mushu: This guy's got them scared to death
Mulan: Hope he doesn't see right through me
Chien-po: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

[men] BE A MAN
We must be swift as a coursing river
[men] BE A MAN
With all the force of a great typhoon
[men] BE A MAN
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Time is racing toward us
'til the Huns arrive.
Heed my every order
And you might survive.

You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make a man
Out of you?

[men] BE A MAN
We must be swift as a coursing river
[men] BE A MAN
With all the force of a great typhoon
[men] BE A MAN
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

[everyone]BE A MAN
We must be swift as a coursing river
BE A MAN
With all the force of a great typhoon
BE A MAN
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Hoo-ah!


Our version:

 Lets get down to business,
To make you, a girl.
Did they send a peemail?
When I asked for bombs?

Your the manly-est dog I ever met,
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a girl
Out of you!

Fluffy as a flower,
Your a girl within,
We will paint your nails pink,
You are sure to sin?

Your a fluffy white, thingymajig
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow we'll make a girl
Out of you!

Tico: I have no idea what's going on!
Cassia: More pink! More pink! More pink!
Tico:Boy was I a fool to let them hold me!
Emma: I hope he isn't scared to death!
Tico: Hope they don't get that on me!
Cassia/Emma: Now we really wish Tico would stay still!

E & C : BE A GIRL! 
We must be swift as a coursing river
BE A GIRL!
With all the force of a great baboon,
BE A GIRL!
With all the strength of a raging goat.
Mysterious as the dark side of the room!

Time is racing toward us
Till the he arives,
Heed our every order
And you might survive! }:-(

You're unsuited for the rage of US!
So sit up get ready for THIS!
 Now we will make a girl
Out of YOU!


E & C : BE A GIRL! 
We must be swift as a coursing river
BE A GIRL!
With all the force of a great baboon,
BE A GIRL!
With all the strength of a raging goat.
Mysterious as the dark side of the room!


E & C : BE A GIRL! 
We must be swift as a coursing river
BE A GIRL!
With all the force of a great baboon,
BE A GIRL!
With all the strength of a raging goat.
Mysterious as the dark side of the room!
Oh YEAH!

:D THE END!!!!!!